Sounds so heavenly!!! The brochure got my attention, but must admit the alpaca quilts and the morning wood syrup , my favorite, AND the steamy waterfall shower........im your clay.....mold me!
Mold you? It would seem you've heard tell of the subterranean massage chamber.
Ta DAAA!!! Sexy stud. Awesome concept and HOT promise of wild woodland experiences. Where do I sign up? I want some.
Just follow the Wildbush Trail; your bunk beckons.
Google tells me there are MANY B&Bs going by the name Bunkhouse - they must get some interesting queries from your fans ... TC
Especially if they ask about the syrup.