Wednesday, October 05, 2022

Trail Hikes, not Price


 

8 comments:

  1. Let me preface this by saying, I'm no sexeconomist, but doesn't phallic inflation often lead to anal recession and possibly anal depression? Sounds like we're in for a hard time.

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    1. Mighty fine wordplay, surfstud. Thank you for the smile.

      The recess may be significant, but a depressed anus is more likely to be found in a blue movie.

      Wildbush, home of the happy hole.

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  2. Ill risk losing my pants after seeing that phallic inflation.

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    1. It's probably best just to set off on the trails bare naked.

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  3. Not gonna lie... not gonna sugar coat it... missed your ass :)

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    1. Is missing an ass also known as a blue moon?

      And since you mentioned sugar coating, how 'bout the rim?

      Thank you, uptonking.

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  4. Mmm.... happy to comply. You are the naked margarita to my happy hour. Complimentary chips and salsa?

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