That hiker might be unsuspecting, but with that ass crack showing, I doubt he'll be alone for long and won't care if he's lost.
Do you read tea leaves as accurately as you read ass cracks?
Hiking as long as you have. You could use a ride. Would you like a smooth and steady ride or a hard and rough one. Either way I’ll make sure you’re off your feet......Well, maybe on your tippy toes.
In keeping with the nature of that particular forest, most definitely hard and rough.
That hiker might be unsuspecting, but with that ass crack showing, I doubt he'll be alone for long and won't care if he's lost.
ReplyDeleteDo you read tea leaves as accurately as you read ass cracks?
DeleteHiking as long as you have. You could use a ride. Would you like a smooth and steady ride or a hard and rough one. Either way I’ll make sure you’re off your feet......Well, maybe on your tippy toes.
ReplyDeleteIn keeping with the nature of that particular forest, most definitely hard and rough.
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