Apocalypse ?? Bear attack ?? I say bear attack. Your back pants are ripped open.
Something seems to have gone on a tear, that's for sure.
I was thinking bear rape myself. Or a woodland Grindr hookup gone terribly bad.
Perchance the result of exploring the woods with a bare behind.
Apocalypse ?? Bear attack ?? I say bear attack. Your back pants are ripped open.
ReplyDeleteSomething seems to have gone on a tear, that's for sure.
DeleteI was thinking bear rape myself. Or a woodland Grindr hookup gone terribly bad.
ReplyDeletePerchance the result of exploring the woods with a bare behind.
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