I'm walking in the woods and I espy this guy on his belly, almost naked, wearing this net ensemble.'Hallo!' I regale him. 'Are you a twitcher?'He leaps up, revealing the extraordinary beauty of his body, his long cock. I feel dizzy for a moment.He's all affability. 'No' he says. 'I'm an artist. This is just protection against the fucking bugs.''Tell me about it!' I retort. 'Why'd you think I'm wearing this scuba diving outfit?'Shallow? A bit bananas? You say.
Well, seeing as you've had that snorkel in your mouth...I don't think I'd have much ground to stand on describing your tale as "a bit bananas" under a post titled On Gossamer Stings.I am a "twitcher", the woodcock and moorcock are favourites.
Woodycock and morecock are also my favourites...
I'm walking in the woods and I espy this guy on his belly, almost naked, wearing this net ensemble.
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He leaps up, revealing the extraordinary beauty of his body, his long cock. I feel dizzy for a moment.
He's all affability. 'No' he says. 'I'm an artist. This is just protection against the fucking bugs.'
'Tell me about it!' I retort. 'Why'd you think I'm wearing this scuba diving outfit?'
Shallow? A bit bananas? You say.
Well, seeing as you've had that snorkel in your mouth...
DeleteI don't think I'd have much ground to stand on describing your tale as "a bit bananas" under a post titled On Gossamer Stings.
I am a "twitcher", the woodcock and moorcock are favourites.
Woodycock and morecock are also my favourites...
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